Holy crap! Mars IS accepting applications!!! Since I can’t seem to get a teaching job on earth… Do you think martian children are well-behaved? Crap, alien children… Anal probing is probably part of the science curriculum. Ewww. Or worse a prerequisite for getting hired.
Do you think they will have TANG there? Will my wardrobe have change to a monotone jumpsuit and silver boots? I guess I could do it, as long as there’s a Starbucks and a great sushi place.
It’s only a $38 application fee.
Hey! I thought this was for earthlings. Folks, check out the application videos. I think the Martians are just planning a trip home.