Gods next task

So, God and I had a fight.  Well, actually, I threw a fit because I wasn’t getting my way. Hey, I don’t think it’s really fair because God is supposed to know what we want and need and he knows very well I want and need a job.  He has let me feed him delicious doughnuts and cinnamon rolls and continued to leave all the work up to me.   I decided he was being a typical man.  He sits back and watches angels fly around, eating the food I serve, and letting me sweat, so I decided not to give him anything this week.  No coffee, no sweets. So there!!

And guess what?  I got my first job offer in six months.  Ha!  I think God decided he better “man up” if he expects free treats.

So, our little spat is over, but I’m sure we will have others because now that have a job in the fall, I have picked out his new task – finding me a suitable significant other.

So, look out single, available, straight men who are not living with their parents or in an insane asylum.  (I realize that still leaves a wide girth of men that will NOT be favorable.  But, I have to start somewhere.) God has armed a cupid or two (or probably a flying monkey) and is picking your name from a Goblet of Fire.

Let the comedy of dating begin… “May the odds be ever in your favor.”

 

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One response to “Gods next task

  1. At last !! A job offer !! In the fall? Must be skydiving then 😉

    Let’s see if I am available *checking filofax*. Yes !!

    Single? Sort of. Twice divorced,, No contact for years.
    Available? Living in Spain? Hot !!
    Straight? Yes. All the way up to 6’5″.
    Parents? Unavailable as they’re dead.
    Asylum? Tricky one. I blog in WP.. Does that count?
    Wide girth? No. Slim.

    Have a lovely weekend Julie. Ralph xox 😀

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