Mars is accepting applications

Holy crap!  Mars IS accepting applications!!!  Since I can’t seem to get a teaching job on earth…  Do you think martian children are well-behaved?  Crap, alien children… Anal probing is probably part of the science curriculum.  Ewww.  Or worse a prerequisite for getting hired.

Do you think they will have TANG there?  Will my wardrobe have change to a monotone jumpsuit and silver boots? I guess I could do it,  as long as there’s a Starbucks and a great sushi place.

It’s only a $38 application fee.

Hey!  I thought this was for earthlings.  Folks, check out the application videos.  I think the Martians are just planning a trip home.